TURKEY BOY WITH SPECIAL GUESTS

Turkey Boy, from Tampa, is emo/pop punk. Half turkey, half boy, 100% sad.
News sources say that Turkey Boy is one of many bands that play in the local area. They have lyrics and music and you can see them in person at places they are playing.
They are streaming on Peleton beginning Fall of 2029.
All members wear dad shorts at all times.
You can Shufflboard if you hate them.